This may be the start of something, however my somethings usually don't last that long.
For those that know me; this will me mostly my thoughts, opinions, and whatever decides to ooze out of my brain at the time
For those that do not know me; same as above but expect to be a whole lot more confused because those that know me, I think have come accept the oddity that can be my thoughts from time to time. An example you say, are sure you're ready? Very well, this statement (which I enjoy peoples faces after they hear it) came to me at some point at the end of the last millennium, 2000 I think. Oh and for those that just muttered something around the lines of "Idiot, the year 2000 was in this millennium", your wrong. Look it up.
Anyway, here is my favorite of my oddities
The blue turkey fell backwards over the plastic clouded window
I am going to go out on a limb and say that those who have yet to hear that uttered from my mouth just had a WTF of sorts pop into their heads or out of their mouths just then.
So, as random as that statement may seem , there is a small story to it. I was in college at the time unknowingly wasting my time and money. A friend of mine at the time had somehow forgotten her Yahoo Mail password or had locked herself out, either way. After going through the verify this and that Yahoo issued her a new password "plasticwindow". As she rifled through the spam and mail alike, we had discussed the password and the somewhat oddness in itself. How many windows do you know that are made of plastic? Not too many. Shortly after that I muttered the above statement. I honestly have no idea what thoughts got mashed together for that to flow from my brain to my mouth. Yet it did, and we were both amused at the random statement. Sometime after that as we were leaving the college she uttered the words "I'm a duck, Quack" in the middle of a conversation. Now that I think about it the conversation was interrupted by laughter because of that. I am making that particular moment responsible for why I on occasion say "quack".
On a similar note, most of the little quirks about people some how infused into my personality. That seems some what normal until you think about it. Sure that's the way you develop a personality of your own, from the people you are around or your experiences. I just find it weird that who I am comes down to some kind witches brew of society. I was going to add a related paraphase from Macbeth, but I guess I obsorbed the less creative parts of the world. Come to think about it aboout it, I hang around with a lot of creative people. Maybe they're hogging it all for themselves? I think it's more likely that I am broke, obsorbtion rate must be low. I guess it's time for a tune up. Excuse me while I go poke my self with a fork.
For those that know me; this will me mostly my thoughts, opinions, and whatever decides to ooze out of my brain at the time
For those that do not know me; same as above but expect to be a whole lot more confused because those that know me, I think have come accept the oddity that can be my thoughts from time to time. An example you say, are sure you're ready? Very well, this statement (which I enjoy peoples faces after they hear it) came to me at some point at the end of the last millennium, 2000 I think. Oh and for those that just muttered something around the lines of "Idiot, the year 2000 was in this millennium", your wrong. Look it up.
Anyway, here is my favorite of my oddities
The blue turkey fell backwards over the plastic clouded window
I am going to go out on a limb and say that those who have yet to hear that uttered from my mouth just had a WTF of sorts pop into their heads or out of their mouths just then.
So, as random as that statement may seem , there is a small story to it. I was in college at the time unknowingly wasting my time and money. A friend of mine at the time had somehow forgotten her Yahoo Mail password or had locked herself out, either way. After going through the verify this and that Yahoo issued her a new password "plasticwindow". As she rifled through the spam and mail alike, we had discussed the password and the somewhat oddness in itself. How many windows do you know that are made of plastic? Not too many. Shortly after that I muttered the above statement. I honestly have no idea what thoughts got mashed together for that to flow from my brain to my mouth. Yet it did, and we were both amused at the random statement. Sometime after that as we were leaving the college she uttered the words "I'm a duck, Quack" in the middle of a conversation. Now that I think about it the conversation was interrupted by laughter because of that. I am making that particular moment responsible for why I on occasion say "quack".
On a similar note, most of the little quirks about people some how infused into my personality. That seems some what normal until you think about it. Sure that's the way you develop a personality of your own, from the people you are around or your experiences. I just find it weird that who I am comes down to some kind witches brew of society. I was going to add a related paraphase from Macbeth, but I guess I obsorbed the less creative parts of the world. Come to think about it aboout it, I hang around with a lot of creative people. Maybe they're hogging it all for themselves? I think it's more likely that I am broke, obsorbtion rate must be low. I guess it's time for a tune up. Excuse me while I go poke my self with a fork.
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